Shipping & Returns

Shipping Policy

After you place the order, then we ship it to you. That's exactly how it works. You'll even get a tracking number and stuff. We're like full-on professional and stuff. We can ship like, anywhere in the world. It's amazing what they can do these days. All those hard-working men and women out there in their fancy little uniforms. They're so cute aren't they? Anyway... so we will ship your stuff to you, that's our policy. You get it pretty quick. Be patient and stuff.

Return & Exchange Policy

All sales are final. Don't like it? Too bad. What do these people think? Like, we just want to spend all our time responding to emails and receiving returns and issuing refunds and exchanges? As if! We have better things to do, like drugs and stuff. Don't like the shirt? Give it to someone with really bad taste. Or use it as a washcloth in the shower. Ya that's right, wash your balls with it. Once we've got your money, that's all that matters to us. We don't care what you do with the shirt. Take it or leave it. Just don't try and return it. Thanks for your business.