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  • Why do I have to be alive?
    There is no reason why you should need to continue existing. The world doesn't need you. Trust me, the world will keep turning after you are gone. People will hear the news that you are dead and go right back to watching hulu or netflix or scrolling Facbook or whatever they were doing, cuz frankly, you're just not that important. That being said, have you considered trying to have as much fun as possible for as long as possible before you die? Fuckin jack ass.
  • Where did we come from?
    Aliens. Duh...
  • Is Xuper punktoniX a real band?
    We are either the realest fake band, or the fakest real band. Havn't really decided what we want to do yet.
  • When is the next episode of the Xuper punktoniX Podcast going to come out?
    When we're damn good and ready.
  • What is the bands favorite food?
    Send pizza, tacos, and beer.
  • Are you guys like all gay for eachother or something?
    No we're just friend. I mean... Alex and Vince are brothers so WTF kinda question is that in the first place? Actually, It's a common misconceptiont that the members of XPTX are all gay men. They are in fact all lesbian women trapped in mens bodies. Susan goes both ways.
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