Crafted for comfort, this lighter weight sweatshirt is perfect for relaxing. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off because it features an invisible BDSM locking mechanism which once activated, deploys an army of alien nymphomaniacs from the cum-fart galaxy. These little green bastards will put weird things in every orifice of your body and you'll be wishing you had never bought this damn sweatshirt. Thankfully it's soft and warm, to comfort you as you regret and mourn your terrible decision-making. You poor thing.
.: Classic fit
.: 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²))
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size
Xuper punktoniX Podcast Hoodie
All sales are final. Don't like it? Too bad. What do these people think? Like, we just want to spend all our time responding to emails and receiving returns and issuing refunds and exchanges? As if! We have better things to do, like drugs and stuff. Don't like the hoodie? Give it to someone with really bad taste. Or use it as a washcloth in the shower. Ya that's right, wash your balls with it. Once we've got your money, that's all that matters to us. We don't care what you do with the hoodie. Take it or leave it. Just don't try and return it. Thanks for your business sucka.
After you place the order, then we ship it to you. That's exactly how it works. You'll even get a tracking number and stuff. We're like full-on professional and stuff. We can ship like, anywhere in the world. It's amazing what they can do these days. All those hard working men and women out there in their fancy little uniforms. They're so cute aren't they? Anyway... so we will ship your stuff to you, that's our policy. You get it pretty quick. Be patient and stuff.