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Crafted for comfort, this lighter weight sweatshirt is perfect for relaxing. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off because it features an invisible BDSM locking mechanism which once activated, deploys an army of alien nymphomaniacs from the cum-fart galaxy. These little green bastards will put weird things in every orifice of your body and you'll be wishing you had never bought this damn sweatshirt. Thankfully it's soft and warm, to comfort you as you regret and mourn your terrible decision-making. You poor thing. 

 

.: Classic fit .: 50% Cotton; 50% Polyester (fibre content may vary for different colors) .: Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) .: Sewn in label .: Runs true to size

Xuper punktoniX Podcast Hoodie

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